Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love. Happy Birth Day!!!!By: Gabriel Byrne
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
By: George Harrison
Being seventy is not a sin.
By: Golda Meir
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
By: Sammy Hagar
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
By: Steven Wright
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
By: Voltaire
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
By: Doug Coupland
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
By: Satchel Paige
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
By: Kirstie Alley
Being seventy is not a sin.
By: Golda Meir
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
By: Sammy Hagar
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
By: Steven Wright
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
By: Voltaire
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
By: Doug Coupland
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
By: Satchel Paige
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
By: Kirstie Alley
I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
By: Isla Fisher
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
By: Liv Tyler
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
By: Ruth Warrick
Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.
By: Bernard Shaw
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
By: Jean Paul
Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.
By: Gabriel Byrne
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
By: E. Joseph Cossman
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
By: Brian Tracy
View life as a continuous learning experience.By: Jean Paul
Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.
By: Gabriel Byrne
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
By: E. Joseph Cossman
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
By: Brian Tracy
By: Denis Waitley
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
By: George Bernard Shaw
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
By: George Bernard Shaw
In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.
In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.
By: Robert Brault
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
By: Jerry M. Wright
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
By: Mark Twain
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
By: Ogden Nash
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
By: Jean Paul
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
By: E. Joseph Cossman
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
By: Brian Tracy
By: Jean Paul
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
By: E. Joseph Cossman
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
By: Brian Tracy
Thirty-five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
By: Oscar Wilde
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
By: Ogden Nash
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
By: Daniel Francois Esprit Auber
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
By: Anonymous
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
By: Bob Hope
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