Birthday Quotes

Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love. Happy Birth Day!!!!By: Gabriel Byrne


All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

By: George Harrison

Being seventy is not a sin.
By: Golda Meir

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
By: Sammy Hagar

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
By: Steven Wright

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
By: Voltaire

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
By: Doug Coupland

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
By: Satchel Paige

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
By: Kirstie Alley

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
By: Isla Fisher

I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
By: Liv Tyler

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
By: Ruth Warrick

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.

By: Bernard Shaw

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
By: Jean Paul

Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.
By: Gabriel Byrne

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
By: E. Joseph Cossman

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
By: Brian Tracy

View life as a continuous learning experience.

By: Denis Waitley

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

By: George Bernard Shaw

Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children. 

By: George Bernard Shaw
 
In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups.  In old age, we yearn to be kids.  It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. 

By: Robert Brault
 
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. 

By: Jerry M. Wright

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. 

By: Mark Twain

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. 

By: Ogden Nash

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
By: Jean Paul

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
By: E. Joseph Cossman

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
By: Brian Tracy

Thirty-five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.

By: Oscar Wilde

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

By: Ogden Nash

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

By: Daniel Francois Esprit Auber

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

By: Anonymous

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

By: Bob Hope